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Man, I tell you, Slim, I came home
yesterday, right? Yeah.

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12 -hour day.

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12 hours? 12 hours. That's a hard shit.
You feel me?

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That's a hard shit. Got home.

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Only thing I wanted to hear was, hey,
honey, how you doing?

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Let's go some food. That's simple. And
possibly before I lay down to go to

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sleep, can I get my fix up? That's it.
Don't happen. What more can a man ask

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for? Don't happen. That's a hard.

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Don't happen.

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Wait, you feel me?

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But you don't get, how long has it been
since you got your dick sucked by your

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wife?

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Damn.

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Damn, that long?

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What month?

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Shit. No, well, it was my birthday three
months ago. That's too long.

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So, you know, I got that. I mean, but
what you was telling me the other day

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about your girl was crazy. True, true.
Because I actually went through the same

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dance and it kind of made me a little,
like, frustrated.

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Hey.

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It's been about almost some years for
me, too.

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What? Yeah, man. I didn't want to say
nothing because I thought I was alone in

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this. Guys, listen. You're doing it all
wrong. You guys know I've been married a

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bunch of times. Yeah, of course. Like
all these girls that I go through.

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I was having the same problem. Like at
first, everything was fucking awesome.

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Uh -huh. And then they stopped sucking
your dick. They stopped doing the

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laundry. They stopped doing the dishes.
Yeah, like I don't know what's that

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about. Now you feel me. Now you feel me.
So, you guys, you know what I did,

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right? What'd you do?

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I went online, found this website, got
myself a mail -order bride.

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It's beautiful.

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I did. That shit actually really works.
Yeah.

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It actually works. Just take the money.
She does everything.

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Everything.

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I mean,

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she washes the dishes. She irons my
laundry. I don't even ask.

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Fuck out of here.

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Get out of here.

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If I come in, everything I got on now
shrunk because I have to do it myself.

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Exactly. Come on. Are you serious? She
does that? She does everything.

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You guys want to see something crazy?
Are you guys horny?

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That you may have. Shit, I'm always
horny. I mean, both of our wives ain't

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shit for us. All right, check this out.

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Sharon. Don't play. Come out here,
Sharon. He plays. I think he does.

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Hey, Sharon.

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Anyway.

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This is Flynn and Frank.

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I figured we could show, you guys, you
could show them at the time. Sure.

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Hey, how are you? Grab a seat.

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Oh.

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Good.

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This is, this is. This is my, this is my
wife, yeah.

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Wow.

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Baby, why don't you show them what a
good time you can have with them.

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Are you serious?

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Just like that?

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Just like that.

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You love my boobies?

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I haven't felt one in so long.

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I like that.

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I swear, you can go online and pick
anyone you want.

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Anyone you want.

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And this is yours.

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I'm speechless, man.

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Yo, I'm seeing the rock.

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Oh, my God.

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I mean, you know, there's a little
upfront cost, but I'm telling you, it is

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worth it. I mean, if this is the end
product, though, oh, goodness.

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Do you like what you see?

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We definitely like
it. This is crazy.

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Oh, my God.

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You know what, Sean? Why don't you take
him inside? Come with me.

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I'm serious. Yeah, man.

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It's been a while for you guys. You guys
need this more than I do. I told you we

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should have had him hanging out with us.

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Wow!

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God, look at that. Holy shit, that
works.

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Oh,

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my goodness.

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I'm going to sit there for days like
this.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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He can't do on this. He can't do it.
Let's show him, bro, bro.

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He can't do it. He can't do it.

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Just like that.

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Yeah.

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Just like that.

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That's the time she's like, ah, yeah.

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Why don't you stop, girl?

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I'll send you the address to that
website later. Oh, my goodness.

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Send it to us.

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I didn't know.

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Shit.

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That's why every time we get together,
he's so happy.

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I see why now.

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You guys are always complaining.

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This is what I got.

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Right.

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Like that you're doing great.

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Man I'm definitely gonna get baby get on
over there. Let me get let me get

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comfortable

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Oh, yes.

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That was good fun.

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Oh, good fun.

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You really can't joke.

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She sucks at being dick.

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Jeez.

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Oh, God.

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How long did it take for delivery?

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That was just practically instant, man.
I just signed up and she showed up.

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That was it, man.

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Alright. No more American Ghost for me.

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Uh, yeah. I think, uh, I think she's
gonna definitely be over there.

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Man, you feel me, big bro?

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Shit.

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Listen, why don't you pull those panties
aside so we can get a view from back

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here?

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Oh. That part.

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Wait, wait, wait. Let me do it for you.
Let's do it for you.

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Goodness. Look at that there.

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I like it. I like it.

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I think it's Chris' turn.

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You feel me? Not bad. It's my turn.

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I'm the luckiest man alive guys

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Should I let her come over here? Yeah,
climb up on the couch. Okay, sit down,

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baby.

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Ooh -wee.

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One at a time, so she can really enjoy
it. Ooh -wee, I'm going to let you go

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first. Get that off of her.

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Oh, no.

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Oh.

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Oh, look how pretty that is.

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Oh, my

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goodness.

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Oh,

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my goodness.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, wow.

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Give me those, my friend.

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Keep them right there. I want them all.

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Look at that.

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Oh.

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Yes.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Oh, my goodness. I know what I need to
do.

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Don't you worry.

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Oh, you're...

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How does it feel Sharon?

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Oh, it's so good.

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You make me so good.

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There we go.

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Do you like it? Yes.

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That's good.

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Right there.

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Oh, yes.

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Hey, baby, why don't you, like, slip
fuck you a little bit?

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Yes, please.

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I've got no problems.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Please.

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Oh yeah, this bunny's so good!

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Yes. Uh -huh.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh.

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Uh -huh. There you go. Oh, yes. Right
there.

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Put that right back in there.

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Yes.

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There you go.

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Get it.

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Want somebody to smell some of that?

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Uh -huh.

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Come on. Oh, shit.

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Oh, come on, lady. Come on, lady.

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Come on.

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Just like that.

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Oh, yeah. Good luck to see you.

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Oh,

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shit.

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Oh,

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my gosh.

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That's perfect.

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Rub it.

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You know what you need

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Oh, get that good nasty shit.

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Oh, yes.

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Tell him in French to fuck you harder.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh,

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yes. Oh, yes.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, yes.

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There we go.

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I'm good.

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I'm good.

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What's going on, bro? Oh, wee. I got it.
Why don't you help out? Oh, yeah. Come

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on up here.

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I want to see those titties this time.

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Yeah, perfect.

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Perfect. There we go.

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Oh, yeah.

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Take your big cut in my face.

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Let's see.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, yeah.

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Right there.

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Tell them in French how it feels.

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what I'm talking about.

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It's okay.

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I like that shit, good that shit.

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Speak more French, baby.

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Oh shit, come on. Come on down. Come on
down.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, yeah. Tell us to cover those tits in
French. Wow.

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Jesus.

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I gotta get my friend. I like her too
much.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Give it, eh, Susan?

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Yeah, tell him.

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That's a bad girl right there.

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That's a bad girl.

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Oh my goodness.

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oh it's so good

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I tell you what, yo Slim, we gonna have
to

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really start hanging out with this man.

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Man, damn that's what you do. Hey, you
know what?

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I'm going to order mine now, fuck that
dumb shit, I'm out of this shit, me too.

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C 'est bon d 'avoir les perles, mes gros
seins.